Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Also, beer. Big fan.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
So apparently I’m into choking now
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