last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you would pick up someone in the library
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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