I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
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he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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