Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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