The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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