i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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