This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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