ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just sucked dick on a ferry
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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