I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Randomize