After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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