does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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