dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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