i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
God I need to hump something, right now.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
