I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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