she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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