well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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