Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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