I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
How's work?
Spinning.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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