I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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