The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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