remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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