dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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