I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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