@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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