Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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