How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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