if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
