if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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