I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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