Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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