hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
That's how pantless uber rides happen
please don't ironically join a cult
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