I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Randomize
