Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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