Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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