I need help removing her.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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