I'd wear matching sweaters with you
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I wish i was in the wii world.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Randomize
