very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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