Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
