its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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