and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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