so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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