I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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