i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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