That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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