question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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