Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
