just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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