Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
