Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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