halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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