He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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