Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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