found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
