I'm drive I can fine osifer
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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