just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Boobs speak an international language.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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