I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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