A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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