let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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