Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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