I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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