she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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